10 klase ng tao sa Tropa

Tropa, sila ang laging mong kasama sa sakit at ginhawa, kalungkutan o saya. Pero alam niyo pang may iba't ibang klase ng tropa. Well, eto yung pinaka-common (base sakin) na klase ng tropa na lagi mong makikita sa magtotropang pinoy:

1) King/Queen-goloid

            - Sila ang nangunguna sa mga trip na pangkalokohan. Mas sabog pa sila kesa sa ibang tropa na pinag-samasama, either may pinagtatawanan sila o sila mismo ang pinagtatawanan. Walang masyadong hiya tong mga to, basta mapasaya kayo willing silang magpaka-tanga sa harap ng maraming tao. Basta't malakas ang trip at laging nangingibabaw ang pagka-sabog nila kapag nagkasama na ang lahat. Asahan mo na King/Queen-Goloid ang taong yun.

2) Kantatero/Kantatera

            - May karaoke man o wala, asahan mo may ganito sa tropa ninyo. Sila ang laging una sa paghawak ng mikropono, may tono man o wala bibirit ang mga to hanggang sa maubos na ang kantang pwedeng piliin sa Videoke machine. Mostly makikita sa mga arcade na may karaoke room o mga selebrasyon na may nirerentang videoke machine.  Kung wala kang kilalang ganito, baka ikaw ang kantatero/kantatera ng grupo niyo.

3) "Lulubog, Lilitaw"
            - Sila ang mga tropa mong kasama mo ngayon, bukas wala na pero one week later magpaparamdam uli kase either namiss kayo o wala lang talagang mapuntahang iba. Meron din namang pag may kailangan sayo, todo kapit at makaawa kapag natapos na ang pinapagawa kala mo sinong artista di ka manlang kawayan pabalik. HAHAHA

4) So Fabulous!
            - Ang tropang lagi mong lalapitan o tatanungin kung "bagay ba o hindi" ang bibilhin mong damit/accessories. Sila ang gagala ang sa mall todo burloloy, hikaw, make-up etc. pero kala mo artistang magmo-mall show sa sobrang daing taong nakatingin sa kanya pag nadaan. Pero sa totoo, kailangan mo siya lagi lalo na kung di ka marunong manamit ng desente o wala kang alam sa fasion styles this season. (like me TEEHEE)

5) RK to the nth power
            - Eto ang mga taong hindi pa nila nilalabas wallet nila alam mo na agad na mataba/malaman ang wallet nila (mostly ng 500/1k bills). Masarap kasama lalo na pag may gala. Pero di lahat ng RK ay pare-parehas, eto ang dalawang klase ng RK:

1. Mabait - sila ang maaasahan mo sa paglibre ng pagkain, damit, etc. Lagi mong maaasahan sa mga gala kasama ang ibang tropa, pero wag abusuhin sila kundi magiging;
2. Swapang - pakitang tao lang sa gala. Pakitang bagong gadgets, damit, cap, sapatos, kwintas, relo atbp. Wala lang, trip netong kups na to na painggitin ka di mo alam kung ipagtatanggol mo sa snatcher o makikipagsabwatan ka sa snatcher.

6) "Konyo- hear me, Antuking tuyo!"
             - todo english si dong/day, di naman bagay sa kanya kaya either hayaan mo nalang siya o aasarin mo ang accent niyang pang-kalabaw. Ok naman silang kasama lalo na kung may mga FOREIGNERS na nadaan lagi sa harap mo at kailangan mo ng pampagaan ng loob/ pampatawa ng araw. Pero nakakasawa na rin minsan sila, maiirita ka nalang inaraw-araw na niya ang nung una purong kalokohan lang.

7) Mr./Ms. Mapanlait
             - Lait todamax ka sa kanya, mula ulo mukhang paa....este hanggang paa wala kang kawala sa pag-rerealtalk nila. Di pwedeng magkaroon ng 3 o higit pang mapanlait sa grupo kundi gyera na ituuu. Depende nalang sa lalaitin nila kung didibdibin nila ang panlalait o makikinig at matututo sa "words of wisdom" nila. Bawal madaling maasar, baka pumutok ang bulkan at makapatay ng ipis.xD Pish HAHAHA

8) Kilig 2 Pasa
             - Sila ang kapag kinikilig nagiging labasan ka ng kilig nila, by suntok, sipa, kurot o kagat. Lugi ka kapag bespren ka ng mga to, ikaw ang laging hahanapin nila para ilabas ang kilig nila sa crush nilang wala pang anesthesia sobra na sa kamanhidan. Tumakbo ka na kapag nakita na nila crush nila, bugbog sarado ka pag-uwi niyan. HAHAHA.

9) Bogli / Green-minded
             - Kapag usapang kabastusan, gising na gising tanungin mo kung anong formula para sa sasagutin niyo sa Trigo kulang nalang tulugan ka niya. Madaming alam tong mga to sa positions sa kama, saan yung _____, paano yung _____ atbp. Pero pag tinanong mo kung may napag-praktisan ng mga pinagsasasabi niya sasabihin niya "Virgin pa ako eh". WTF?! hahaha

10) TANGA 
             - Self-explanatory

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Superpowers and how I'll use them

Having superpowers is a comic geek's dream come true. I am no different from them. In this blog entry I'll avoid to write some cliché about how I'm going to use it on doing good things and save people. Just to be away from the mainstream and also because I'm a selfish piece of flesh and blood.

These are some powers that I dream of having:

REGENERATION

   - If I am ever to be bestowed upon the power of Regeneration, I would do all those crazy shit that I see in Facebook vids or even try to kill myself and laughing it out when I completely regenerate hours/ minutes later. Coz' come on.... Even you would do the same shit if given the chance. Am I right?

QUANTITY MANIPULATION

   - Quantity Manipulation is the power of making multiple copies of yourself that have the same brain as you (for those new to the concept). I would make a couple... make that a dozen of ME's to help around in the house and shit. Coz' I'm one lazy son of a gun or even giving copies of me to some friends that need helping hands around their household. But, of course once they go bad I won't hesitate on chopping their heads off (I would call the competition, the "Hunger James").

INVISIBILITY

   - The pervert inside me is saying "Go full on Peeping Tom on those girls you've been dreaming on spying on", well.. I suppose I can do that in the first hour, but that shit get's old very fast. Maybe I'll prank my friends and some random bystanders until I piss all over my fully invisible self.

SUPER STRENGTH

   - Maybe on the first sign of the power, I'll show-off some superior weight lifting skills and trick people coming by. After making a name for myself, I'll maybe kill those people bugging me from the past. So, I'd watch yourself if I were you. Same goes to famewhores, I just hope you can breath in the vacuum of space.

DUPLICATION

   - Duplication is the power of copying any person, animal or thing, kinda like adaptation but with less changing time. I'll be like a male Mystique.. a He-stic (male version of Mystique) and mock personalities worthy of my mocking. Maybe some pranks here and there just to relieve some stress.

MATTER INGESTION

   - Is the obese person's greatest dream for a power, the power of eating stuff and never go guilty on getting fat because you can also puke them out whole. Then there's me, I'd like to know how some stuff taste like or where to closely connect the taste of it to.

TELEKENESIS

   - If you know Jean Grey or Galactus then you know what I mean. This is level 5 type of shit right here, top of the class powers and my greatest dream of having to use these. No need for explanations, because this one of those well known powers.

 But, the greatest power I could get is all of them combined to one package to be one hell of a ass-kicker.

Addiction

This is the worst thing to have whenever you're living off the face of the Earth. It may sound COOL for some, but believe me it isn't. Once you get accustomed to it, you'll get dependent on the said addiction and in comes the financial problem caused by the addiction. Every addiction has their downfalls, you may get satisfaction to what you are addicted to but what you don't think about is what  comes after it. Here are some Addictions I have seen/ experience over the years:

~ Gambling Addiction

~ Gaming Addiction

~ Alcohol Addiction

~ Smoking Addiction

~ Porn Addiction

~ Food Addiction

~ Drug Addiction

~ Fame Addiction

You might be saying PORN, FOOD and FAME addiction isn't really that bad.... well, you don't know real addiction to porn and fame yet. It's going to be a long way down if you don't stop it now, a long winding road to nowhere and it's coming in fast. So, while you're still young and can still control your dopamine levels please stop what you're addicted to because it's going to drag you down to somewhere you really don't want to be in for the rest of your life A.K.A. Depression.

Writer's Block

Ang mga panahong gaya neto ang kinakatakutan ng mg writer/ blogger na tulad ko. Ang mawalan ng ideas on what to write in our blogs and works at ang tawag nila dito ay "Writer's Block" in which walang pumapasok na creative thoughts sa mga imaginative minds namin. So, paglalaruan ko muna ang keyboard:

Ching Chong Sugoi Kawaii Tae-kwondo

A butsikek ekekekek momochicha a pwede conggola a butsikek

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Thou shalt not eat salt coz' it is ASIN

Oh, tuksoooooooooo layuan mo akoooooo

Eye Yam Stew Peed

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